Writing a lecture on a road trip.
GOOD MORNING TUMBLR IT’S TUESDAY!!
We used to be best buddies,
But now we’re not.
I wish you would tell me why…
THIS IS NOT OKAY. I am dying. DYING.
Lagertha II 02x08 ‘Boneless’
I need Lagertha to do my hair and to teach me how to scowl.
This is why I will be Maggie Stiefvater’s bitch. She gets it. Cruel to be kind. Hahahaha.
(based off this post)
Each mentioned death in the Gentleman Bastards books marked with a post it
20 deaths in The Lies of Locke Lamora
28 deaths in Red Seas Under Red Skies
5 deaths in The Republic of Thieves
I guess by the third book, he’d probably run out of people to kill
Edit: I missed a couple of deaths in The Rpublic of theives, so a shoutout to the orphans hung at the very beginning of the book.
Also bibliothekara also did a tally of deaths with a slightly different approach! *High fives for having a Gentleman Bastards obsession and too much free time*